I've never even heard of this guy

but apparently, he is the science fiction writer who I most something something...

I am: Samuel R. "Chip" Delany Few have had such broad commercial success with aggressively experimental prose techniques.

Which science fiction writer are you?

I was so hoping to be Philip Dick or Stanislaw Lem. But no.

Ah, after consulting Wikipedia, I have in fact heard of this guy. I tried to read one of his books many years ago, Dhalgren. I thought it sucked. I could not finish it, which is incredibly rare. Ironic, I guess. And I guess I need to try re-reading that book, because the Innertubes told me so. My first impressions are often wrong.

And I've been doing some shooting this afternoon, while Al was at her swim meet. Can you believe Target doesn't sell BBs?!

Obviously I need lots more practice, but I think I could get the job done if necessary.