I write like a girl, or, does this post make me look gay?

I just came across the Gender Guesser in a post at Reason. Being totally confident in my masculinity, I plugged in this post to see just how macho I and my words are. Turns out, not much.

My scores on a sample of 544 words ...
Female = 1220
Male = 776
Difference = -444; 38.87%
Verdict: FEMALE

Ouch. Or maybe that's my sensitive side.

GRR! KICK ASS! LOOK AT MY MUSCLES! RAWR! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!

I wish there was a male/female dictionary so that I could modify my style to conform to what the internet tells me I am.

Whatever. Here's me with a gun last weekend. That's manly right? Right?