idiot, example of

As I went to park this morning, there were few spaces left. I pulled into one where some jerkoff had not managed to get their bitty car in between the lines. I managed to get my midsize pickup well into the appropriate spot. Sadly for halfwit, their poor parking put them very close to my vehicle. I doubt whoever could get in from the driver side.
"Sucks to be you, what with the brain damage and all" I thought.
Tough. Shoulda learned to park in high school. Don't they teach that any more?
Anyway, so I'm a grumpy old man now. And mildly passive aggressive, but whatever. I was in the spot. They were screwed.
So I came back this afternoon. Moron is gone, but there's a note for me on my truck!
"Next time don't park so close, ASS."
Well, I'd rather be an ass than an idiot. There's no cure for stupid.
Here's the thing, kiddo. If you can't park it, don't drive it. And since your car was so small, I figure you should just ride transit. It's not like you were driving a hummer (though those idiots appear to be particularly challenged).

To the right is an outstanding example of how to park. See the yellow lines? You put your vehicle between those. This guy must be a genius.So ends the lesson for today. You may thank me. Next time.
[car shown above was encountered later in another parking lot. "next time" I'll take a photo of the actual idiot, not a stand in... though there are plenty to go around.]